One of my mates


phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarr-ssing that happened to “one of my mates” when clearly it happened to him.
one of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when……

one of my mates used to wrap his p-n-s around a back loofer …..

one of my mates used to have s-x with his teddybear’s ear…

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