one pump jump
a guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. he’s in and done in one pump. a total waste of a girl’s time.
selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great s-x. however, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
a one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a flash.
man, i done had me a one pump jump afore.his name was rod.he said they called him “hot rod”. he done got me all.shoulda been called quikbert.
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