One-two punch
when you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) -j-c-l-t- prematurely
“i got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol’ one-two punch”
when you’re doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her -ss.
i gave my girl the one-two punch last night
a catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in -n-l s-x with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of ill-stration we shall -ssume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. he does everything right – the candles, the barry white, plenty of lube and love… little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (… you see where this is going …) explosively evacuate. one punch is thrown. the dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover’s back. punch two! cleanup is rarely a simple matter. maintaining the relationship, even less so.
“dude, i heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!”
“harsh… keep him away.”
a deadly combination of s-xual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. these include the zombie mask and the snowball. proper use of this technique results in one p-ssed off b-tch. not only have her eyes have been glued together with s-m-n, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.
doctor: what the f-ck happened to you, sara?
sara: my boyfriend zombie masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with s-m-n.
doctor: oh sh-t, lemme finish what he started! -snowb-lls her- one-two punch b-tch!
the act of urinating (one) in an -sshole (two) and then punching (punch) the young lady’s stomach so that she “releases” the urine.
no intercourse necessary, it can be done for sh-ts and giggles…but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
mom, john gave me a one two punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.
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