one way bastard
someone who stops at mcdonalds for breakfast prior to showing up for work, and doesn’t call his co-workers to see if they’d like something. even though he knows that (1.) they will & (2.) they would be more than willing to pay them for said items.
nick showed up with a tasty breakfast before work. he did not text or call anyone with his intentions. now i have to sit here & watch him eat his mcdonalds breakfast. that “one way b-st-rd”
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