One Way Phone Sex
one way phone s-x consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend’s significant other.
carly: i think tom tried to have one way phone s-x with me last night.
sam: why do you say that?
carly: he called and said h-llo then just started to breath really heavy, but i hung up in time.
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