oompachina
a large wh-r- who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. commonly known as courtney. characteristics include:
-wants to sleep with whole senior cl-ss (wait….she did..)
-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.
-pro tanning beds
-finds vacations incomplete without all her wh-r-s wearing matching sk-nkinis.
-thinks the more sh-t you talk about your girlies, the stronger you are:
-thinks every group of friends possible (even if the same people are in every group) requires a code name. ie: the elite eight. sl-tty seven. core4.
-likes sticks & b-lls
–ssumes that being oopmachina means the world loves them….(hahahahahhahahahahaha)
kthanksloveyoubye.
“im a two-faced b-tch, that why they call me oompachina.”
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