one way
to think only about oneself. to be selfish.
his is just one way when it comes to doing favors.
a slang term meaning the act of masturbation.
“did you have any luck with that hottie from the club?”
“no. i went home and had a oneway.”
masturbating with oneself.
greg: “sarah, jessica, and i had a three-way last night, son! what you do?!”
josh: “one-way, dude. one-way.”
when a group of dudes/girls mess wit or f-ck the same girl/dude.basically a team player.
“in the a we f-ck wit peepul {da long way},but up in cov i f-ck wit dem only one way.”
when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive wh-r-s and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.
tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
tom- sorry, they are all mine
bob- dude, youre such a f-cking one way
an h-m-s-xual person who is only f-ckable by the -ss
bob: man did you see that one gay m-f-!
steave: yea sure he is a one way.
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