one weird trick
a premise of connected bullsh-t online advertis-m-nts that claim to give you things you simply can’t have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that’s not being patrolled 24/7 by ident-ty thieves. they offer things like bigger p-n-ses and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one’s ever thought of before!
husband: “honey – i saw this add on the internet about a p-n-s enlargement, and look what it did for m -” spplattt!
“yep. that’s one weird trick for sure! put it in the freezer, and i’ll take it to work in the morning.”
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