oneal tool
an imcompetant -sshole, usually a male in the oneal junior cl-ss, who’s life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi–n-lyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.
nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are cl-ssically strengthened by putting others down.
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