O’Neal
lords of all that is hilarity. if one tries to be funny, one will be funny. there is no way to dodge an o’neal. you will flock to an o’neal. an o’neal is good. an o’neal is great. an o’neal loves b–bies and an after-dinner sh-g. respect an o’neal. beware an o’neal. most of all, bow down to an o’neal.
man-“what happened to you last night? you look all sh-gged out…”
girl-“i was with an o’neal!”
man-“ah.”
female or male basketball centers that are fugly
man that girl is definately the center.
jank -ss monkey
that gurl is dating o’neal
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