Oned Erection
pr-nounced: won-d-ee-rec-shun
to push five p-n-ses together and use the simultaneous erection to point in one direction.
oned erection
mother: who is the band you are going to see tonight?
daughter: im seeing a performance of oned erection.
mother: who’s in that?
daughter: these guys harry, zayn, liam, niall and louis.
mother: … cool, have fun.
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