One’s or Five’s


adjectives used to describe a woman’s appearance. one’s being ok, five’s being very good. 20’s are also an acceptable answer.

derivation: one’s or five’s derives from strip clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. if you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy “one’s or five’s?” he will then respond with one answer or the other.
“hey man, is that girl one’s or five’s?”
“eh, i’d say she’s only one’s”

“dude, matt’s sister is all five’s”
“h-ll, she’s 20’s”
adjectives used to describe a woman’s appearance. one’s being ok, five’s being very good. 20’s are also an acceptable answer.

derivation: one’s or five’s derives from strip clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. if you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy “one’s or five’s?” he will then respond with one answer or the other.
“hey man, is that girl one’s or five’s?”
“eh, i’d say she’s only one’s”

“dude, matt’s sister is all five’s”
“h-ll, i’d give her 20’s”

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