onesome
the act of masturbation
i’m going to go have myself a onesome
masturbation; s-x with yourself
i bought a new p-rno and had a h-ll of a onesome last night!
an awesome and alternate name for m-st-rb-t–n, jacking off, or pleasuring yourself.
riley: “what’s erik doing in the corner?”
aubrey: “he’s having a one-some with himself.”
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one s-xual intercourse, but it actually means to have a w-nk.
downy: there’s a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.
bretherin: what? u mean someones having a w-nk?
masturbation
man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.
another name for m-st-rb-t–n
i would -ssume this means masturbation.
many people fantasize about a threesome but all they’re gettin is a onesome
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