onion bag
football term for the goal. more specifically the net hanging off the goalposts. (soccer if you’re american)
‘the purchase agogo dealt on his effort was frightening. he spanked it clean into the back of the onion bag. his goal was a proper hum-dinger and no mistake.’
the yambag, for crissakes. what did you think?
my onionbag smells musty–then again, it’s 80 degrees. b-llsweat–what a b-st-rd.
verb: when a man puts both of his t-st-cl-s, but not his p-n-s, inside a woman’s v-g-n-.
“dude, i onion bagged sharon last night. and filmed it.”
1)extremely large scr-t-m
2)football goal netting
1) i’ve got a proper onion bag
2)i wish that stupid pundit would stop using the phrase “onion bag”
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