onion fried potatoes
the best freaking food made by man. these delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by g-d.
person hi g-d, what are those things?
g-d well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person o my goodness!!! gimme some!!
g-d never!!
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