shit pull
when a friend or stranger is sitting down taking a sh-t in a public bathroom stall, you enter the bathroom and grab the persons legs from under the door and pull them out when they are in the middle of the sh-t, causing them to get p-ss and sh-t all over themselves
guy 1: hey man, why do you have sh-t all over your pants
guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a sh-t pull
guy 1: oh yeah, that was me, lol
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