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  • onism

    a thought process, specifically one that takes hours on end. i had an onism today, i want to go to the moon.

  • popunder

    internet popup ads that appear and automatically minimize. even more annoying than popups, because you have to open the image and then close it. i’d been browsing sites for several minutes and hadn’t looked at my system tray. when i did, i noticed i had 42 popunders. those annoying f-cking pop ups that go behind […]

  • Princess Unicorn

    a barbie-like doll whose father was king of the unicorn and whose mother was queen of the princesses. she has a wand and an awkward-looking unicorn horn in the middle of her forehead. when she was young, she was doused in radiation but instead of dying she obtained magical powers. from the show the office. […]

  • Princeton Meat Slap

    the act of slapping one’s member across an unexpecting party’s face. when eric was sleeping i ran into the room and gave that c-nt a princeton meat slap across his face!

  • prison artist

    to use a magazine to hold blood, feces, and s-m-n. then to paint a red, brown, and white portrait on your cell mate’s chest. i became a true prison artist the day i ate enough blue fruit roll-ups to paint an american flag on robbie’s chest.


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