Online Cuddle Call
a cuddle call for when you’re dating someone online or in a long distance relationship, usually one person asks for a cuddle and the other responds with “-cuddles- ” or something similar to that.
person 1: hey i need cuddles
person 2: -cuddles-
person 2: now tell me what happened?
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person 1: i want to cuddle someone…
person 2: well you can give jack a online cuddle call!
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