Online Errands
things you need to do online but don’t really want to – much like regular errands:
– respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
– pay bills online
– respond to facebook messages
– reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
– submit resumes
d-mn, i got so much online errands to do, i have to stay up til 3am on a sunday night.
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