Online Speak
(n.) the way to speak in shortcuts on the internet by using abbrvietaions. also goes by some other name, but i don’t know what that is right now. here’s an example!
“omg! it’s smg! i’m like so dis! i’m just her wbf! bet she can dnl adl! just kjp lol! can i hwy? maybe i should ayb!”
“oh my g-d! it’s sarah mich-lle gellar! i’m like so dipped in sh-t! i’m just her world’s biggest fan! bet she can do nights lovin’, all day long! just kidding, joking, playing, laughing out loud! can i hang with you? maybe i should ask your brother!”
how most people speak on instant messenger conversations and chatrooms.
“hi.howz u?asl?wanna cyber?g2g bai.”
translates as: “hi. how are you? age, s-x, location? do you want to have cybers-x? got to go, bye.”
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