only love
the person you love with all your heart the one you chose out of all your crushes
aliyah: my only love is josh starbuck
jay: but you have like 4 other crushes
aliyah: yea but i chose him
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- overnext
the one after the next one “keep straight at this intersection, but turn left at the overnext stoplight.”
- Kristen Stewart Syndrome
similar to nicholas cage syndrome but the female version. “having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing” girl: i think you have nicholas cage syndrome girl 2: what’s that? girl: you don’t show any physical emotion boy: i think you mean kristen stewart syndrome since she’s a girl.
- poop foot
when your feet go numb from sitting on the sh-tter. i have p–p foot from playing my gameboy on the sh-tter for too long.
- premature ejockulation
living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing. i love jim and jenny to death, but little timmy has no business being out on that field. this is a cl-ssic case of premature ejockulation.
- Prithee m'lady
an eloquent shakespearean way of saying “b-tch please” thou sayeth thou hadth only bedded 50 suitors and art therefore still pure. prithee m’lady, thou art a harlot.