Only used a couple times
“only used a couple times” is an expression that literally translates to “used the f-ck out of it and am selling it while i can for a few bucks before it breaks.” the phrase is extremely common on craigslist and facebook yard sales. oftentimes, after buying something that has “only been used a couple times,” you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you’ve gone through the h-ssle of scr-pping it, you’ll be wishing you would’ve just bought a friggin’ new one from the start.
“i bought a popcorn popper that was “only used a couple times” and the d-mn things spits out half the seeds.”
“i’m not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. the person i bought it from said it was “only used a couple times.”
“i bought a glock that was “only used a couple times,” and the slide flew off when i shot it and nearly impaled my right eye.”
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