onvertigo
a lifelong online journal of your life that doesn’t hold back anything including the best and the worst times
looking back, i am glad that i kept my onvertigo to show what a life i actually led, not just what i remember….
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the process of trying to convince your lazy -ss friend to go out and hang out with people. “this guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to mich-lle’s party. i’m going operation couch potato on him.”
- Oral Office
what bill clinton turned the oval office into. bill: hillary, i’m heading back to the oral office…doh!!! i mean oval office. a room in the white house for the president to conduct specific business. was originally just the oval office, but got a little name change after the unfortunately blown-out-of-proportion antics of president clinton. vh1: […]
- OPSO
a big mother f-cker, who handles business with his big m-f-‘n biceps. do not look directly into his eyes, he will f-ck your sh-t up. they are known to be alumni of the university of notre dame. “go irish” “well we were supposed to start working full weeks, but the opso squashed some body’s head. […]
- optigunk
mucus or waste that one finds usually in the corner of their eyes normally after they wake. “opti”-refers to the eye. “gunk”- refers to the mucus/waste. james awakes to find optigunk in the corners of his eyes.
- Orange poopsicle
freeze a condom, dip it in peanut b-tter and allow your cats to sensually fellatiate it to the point of climax bro, my cats breath smelled like rubber and peanuts after it gave me a riteous orange p–psicle