Onyew


a philosophical being known to have strong will power. a very powerful mind allows this animal to adapt to any situation they are put in. this mystical creature also has the ability to not give a sh-t about anything. this feature, of being dismissive, seems like it would dramatically change the love life of the onyew; yet at the same time exclusive characters such as scorpios and neil young seem to be attracted to this beast.

recent studies have shown that onyew does very poorly in captivity and must be left in the wild in order to be in its happiest state. the mental prowess of the onyew cannot be tampered with or the specimen will feel threatened and seclude itself from the outside world. no one can really understand onyew, because they are very exclusive and only a lucky few are exposed to their wonderful -ssets. few witnesses have come forth relaying the fact that they have interacted with onyew, but the few that have told us the amazing things about this g-d-like spirit have said it is often reserved and shy; can be sweet and caring.

personally i am very fond of this onyew, and through my own experiences i can say this. they are an incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. doc-mentaries will soon be filled with rare images of the onyew and wild life experts will soon unleash the wrath of onyew.
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