oofney
a chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to ‘do her a favour’ by giving her a sh-g. sort of like a moped – fun to ride until someone sees you!
“i got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney”
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