oogalagachiga
this is the most common blessing one can say to another. it can mean the nicest of things or it can be weld into the darkest insults one can ever imagine.
how someone can tell if they mean harm or not? if the person announces you are the greatest oogalagachiga while crossing their eyes, you should be worried. they warn of a great storm coming to your already dropping ego and will be a 99.89% chance the side affects will ruin your life. self-esteem wise.
if someone tells you are the greatest oogalagachiga while itching their right elbow, that means they mean you are the most awesome, beautiful, amazing, hot, smart, terrific, and all the comments google has ever recorded! you would be one lucky person!
1. person 1: “oh my god you are so ugly! the 1820s’ called, wants their fashion sense back!”
person 2: “huh, where’d you get that, the internet? you’re such an oogalagachiga!” *crossing their eyes*
person 1: “you… you monster! now, i need to pray to the boogie lord!
2. michael: “banooz, i’m deeply in love with you, please don’t leave me.”
banooz: “really michael? did you think of that before, during, or after you danced with another girl!”
michael: “i’ll prove it… banooz i’ve been thinking about this for a while now… and i think i’m ready to finally show you
how much i love you.” *gets on one knee, holding something behind his back*
banooz: *gasps in surprise*
michael: banooz veganna, you are my everything and so i ‘m asking your hand into helping me carry this sign.” *holds
up sign which says oogalagachiga, itching his right elbow*
banooz: *already crying* oh my god, michael you think i’m oogalagachiga! i love you and will never doubt you ever
again!”
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