Oomphasis


oomph + emphasis = oomphasis. when emphasizing just isn’t enough and you need that extra oomph. well, that there is called an oomphasis.
michael: “that dinner at benihana’s was super delicious.”
jim: “i thought it was better than that.”
michael: “fine. it was super duper delicious.”
jim: “why did you think ‘duper’ would make it sound better.”
michael: “i was trying to add a little oomphasis.”

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