Ooooh shiny!
a syndrome which causes people to be completely and utterly distracted from their previous train of thought when confronted by something shiny. this shiny object can take a variety of forms but will ultimately be determined by the inherent preferences of the one who suffers from the aforementioned syndrome. the subject will usually exclaim in a high pitch voice “oooh shiny!”
“hey jim? me and a few of the guys are planning to get sh-tfaced at the bar tonight. you want in?”
“yeah sure man that sounds grea- -spots object- ooooh shiny!”
“right on. i’ll tell the guys you’re co-jim? jim?!……. oh for f-cks sake not again.”
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