oops baby
a baby that was created by accident, a mistake, a regret the parents always have. usually caused by the condom breaking and/or large amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
bman you’re a god d-mn oops baby, you’re parents don’t even love you.
a baby created when a woman tells a man she is using birth control, but she is not.
he’ll be paying child support forever — she had an oops baby six months after the divorce.
what there are too many of: babies that were born to a couple that didn’t intend for a baby.
the result of unprotected s-xual encounters. many men are suddenly out of the picture when one of these comes along.
a man (in disgusting cowardice) just goes on his way, leaving the woman to raise their oops baby on her own. if you’re not ready for the responsibility of parenthood, then you shouldn’t be having s-x.
contraceptives and abortion are two of the few ways to avoid oops babies.
a child with a highly disfunctional upbringing that is often the cause of later social, emotional, and/or professional failures.
“poor logan couldn’t help flipping out at that customers – he was an oopsbaby, and she reminded him of his awful, awful mother. ”
a child born out of wedlock, often into poverty.
danielle’s family had no idea what they’d do when her oopsbaby came along; they were having trouble supporting themselves as it was.
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