Oopsblast
when you’re netflix and chilling with a super hot chick and she goes to grab your d-ck. sh-ts getting hot and heavy but dat -ss too juicy and you blast ya boys crazy quick.
hey man you hook up with ashley last night?
well sorta, she was riding my d-ck but i oopsblasted 30 seconds in.
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