oopsie daisy
1. something people day when they screw up really really bad
2. the r-t-rded way of saying “ooh sh-t!”
oopsie daisy, i p–ped in my pants.
it’s not r-t-rded. it sounds very much like a nonsense word with lots and lots of variations of it that you would say to a child – upsie-daisy, whoopsie-daisy, up-a-daisy – and is said to a child when they’ve fallen over or if you’ve spilt something you say “oopsie-daisy”. it all sounds very harmless but it actually goes back to something that is a lot stronger and has absolutely nothing to do with the flower the daisy.
the origin was “up a day” which in turn was a version of “a lack a day”, (see the example below) and it was a heart-felt p-ssionate cry of anguish. for whatever reason, it became diluted over time – so diluted that “daisy” crept into it and it became “upsie-daisy”. “lack a day” also went in another direction. again “daisy” crept in, and “lackadaisical”, believe it or don’t, stems from this “a lack a day” with the idea of something careless, perhaps lazy, which then in turn brings a mistake upon you. but as i say it’s now a fairly flabby or acute thing we use, but it once was a very, very strong cry of torment.
“oopsie daisy – shame or reproach the day when such a thing befell me.”
they act of laughing to a point of defecation. or urination.
scott: why did the baby cross the road?
thomas: why?
scott: well he was tied to the chicken of course
thomas: haha. haha…ha. oh, hahahahaha! oh no, oopsie daisy!!
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