Opalsaurus

a dinosaur that looks very similar to a t rex but also has opal crankshaft’s head. its also known as the opalsaurs rex, or simply the o rex. they often wear sneakers and always have gl-sses. unlike t rexes, the o rex is cute and cuddly. she loves hugging on her grandchildren.
nelson: hey roscoe, let’s read my dinosaur book. i bet you’re going to love it. there are some cute dinosaurs in here.

roscoe: (barking at nelson) woof. this is going to be fun! i bet we’ll see an opalsaurus.

nelson: ok. (he begins to read)

opal: (warm california sun playing on her headphones) here comes the opalsaurus! look out now! she’s coming to get you! (singing) she’s out here having fun in that warm jur-ssic sun! roar!

nelson: (screaming, making roscoe jump) why did you do that? you scared me!

opal: sorry, honey. i was only doing my aerobics, pretending to be a dinosaur. you know, the o rex wouldn’t hurt you! i’m your grandma for crying out loud.

nelson: (laughing) weird. i never knew you you would make a good dinosaur.

opal: there’s tons of grandma dinosaurs. the opalsaurus is just one of them. and they love their grandkids!! you know what time it is now? how about if old o rex gives you a rub down. you know, a m-ssage? how would that be?

nelson: great! you sure make a great dinosaur! if you’re the o rex, i’m the nelsonasaurus.

opal: well, ok, let’s get to work! (starts singing again) we’ll be out here having fun, in this warm sparks, nevada sun! (saying it twice).