opd

opd. other peoples drama.
tia: hey girl, what you doin?
brie: aww sh-t.. just dealin wit opd.
tia: oh, again?
brie: yea and you know i aint down with opd!
tia: i know thats right!
on-line personality disorder. opd is most often demonstrated in chatrooms where people with few social skills try to impose their whack behavior on a semi-captive audience. -ssociated with other personality disorders as most opd patients are the same a-holes in person.
qtpie69: did you see bottleblondie flash her t-ts in the friendzonly chatroom?

m-st-rb8: quite a rack, but she’s got to get a grip on herself.

qtpie69: girlfriend got that o.p.d. thang going on.

m-st-rb8: i’m not down with opd. you know me.
other peoples drinks

when you want go out or you are out but you have run out of beer tokens.. if your sneeky you could opd it up and have a free night.
look at them 2 ugly b-tches at the bar, 1 of em has a vodka and red bull.. ok ill go in the front and talk some sh-t, you flank the left and o.p.d that m-f-!

guy1: lets go out tonight!
guy2: can’t m8 only got €20
guy1: thats enough for us both into the nightclub
guy2: yeah ok! go club with no beer money.. f-ck that for a laugh!
guy1: it will be a laugh my friend.. as long as there o.p.d we won’t have a leg to stand on, litterally!
officially pr-nounced dead
when he arived at the hospital they took him to the er and after ten minutes was opd
when you think you’re buying oxycontins from someone but they end up giving you some bullsh-t -ss ops that you can’t crush or snort.
sam: man i bought some ocs last night and when i went to suck the time release coating off the gelled up on me.

ash: d-mn girl, you got op’d!!!
an organization comprised mostly of fat guys in backwards hats who think they are hard because they smell like a donkey’s sweaty n-ts-ck, enjoy kissing dudes, and dance to will smith like it’s their job (i know kissing dudes and dancing to will smith are synonymous)

although a highly secretive clan, o.p.d., scholars suggest, stands for one of the following: overweight p-ssy douchebags; oversized p-n-s devourers; or knuckle-dragging, -n-l-probing, c-cksucking, sh-teating sacks of rhinoceros sp-nk.
that guy has been receiving through a glory hole for the past twelve hours straight. he must be o.p.d.
the drinking of other peoples’ drinks, specifically at a bar or public venue. typically done without the consent or knowledge of the original owner that his/her beverage is being taken.
“hey, that was some great opd’ing last night. lots of tables, lots of dancing…..perfect conditions.”