open-faced turkey sandwich
the act of farting and simultaneously shaking one’s -ss slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. this act can either be a mutually agreed upon s-x act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a b-tch and p-ssed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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