open prison


1.a prison where you are allowed to leave during the day to go to a place of employment, the pub, score crack or just visit the local children’s playground.

2.a term used to describe a pontins holiday parks. however, open prisons as described in 1 are probably less grubby and better maintained. they are also frequented by fewer petty criminals.
“i’ve just been on a mini-break to pontins near burnham-on-sea. would have had a better time at strangeways”
“i’ve heard it’s a bit of an open prison”

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