open sesame


term to describe an automatic door opener…
also used to describe that u want something quick done right away…like u wanted it done yesterday
waving a magic wand anytime u want something done right away
i want it done right away…
i want it done yesterday…
i wanted it done yesterday
i wish i can say open sesame and cook breakfast, do laundry, walk the dog, feed the fish, clean my room, clean the house, fix the car…etc, etc, etc…
command that readies the v-g-n- for intercourse.
i make sure to call out loudly “open sesame” any time i get a chick’s pants off.
a magical phrase used to open otherwise impenetrable p-ssageways.

the origin of this phrase has nothing to do with the sesame plant or seed. the phrase was created when a man with a thick italian accent said “open says me”, which was misinterpreted and became “open sesame”.
chris: how are we going to get in, the door is locked?

giavonna: open sesame (open says-a-me).

chris: it’s open. i guess it wasn’t locked.

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