Open the Church Doors


when f-cking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her -ss cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. this is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol’ -ss.
“open the church doors baby, i want to give my confession!”

“when she opened the church doors, i think my c-ck hit her cervix!”

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