openly closeted
adjective
1. making no effort to hide your flaming h-m-s-xuality but labeling yourself “straight” and acting as if n-body (including your wife) notices. often found in southern politicians and evangelicals like sen. lindsey graham and marcus “ladybird” bachmann.
an openly closeted man makes no effort to hide his flaming h-m-s-xuality, yet claims to be straight.
“did you see marcus tweeting about making cookies during a golden girls marathon last night? you think his wife knows she’s married to a gay guy?”
“nah. he’s openly closeted, and she thinks he’s the perfect man.”
Read Also:
- Oratile
oratile is an african name: “he or she inspires people and is confident in he/she’s answers,oratile is usually confident and speaks up for himself. oratile:i will fight for peoples lives rights entsulu:that’s going to be a large step!
- parooza
somebody who really knows how to eat the pie while still making money off of the pie. bill gates is a real parooza.
- pez dispenser boy
a male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. head tilts back, out comes bullsh-t!. reloaded with more bullsh-t when the senator made his speech, i could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.
- Nerd Flirting
to flirt with someone’s nerdiness. this does not have to be romantically, but it is often implied. person 1: “hey, you want to play board games with me?” person 2: “are you nerdflirting with me?” nerd flirting is when two nerds decide that they have being a nerd in common and they think it’s hilarious […]
- Milky chance
probability of encountering s-m-n she wants to get pregnant, but doesn’t have a very good milky chance. dating someone who is abnormally pale. guy 1: your new girlfriend is very pale guy 2: yeah i’m taking a milky chance