an advanced h-m-s-xual technique used by only the most adventurous couples. you start this delight by turning up the heat in the room to make your sack leather maliable. once the sack leather has reached a bubblegumish feel. you then stretch the sack over the entire erect p-n-s and with one hand (your dominant hand preferably) you lock the sack skin firmy in place at the base of the shaft. now with your other arm supporting your lower back. have your man kneel before you, grab his ankles, and bring his knees to his shoulders then tell him to repeat the word “gamera” three times. now comes the difficult part that takes otherworldly aim and precision. from approximately 15-20 yards out try and achieve a nice eric d-ckersonesque head of steam and pray to god you hit the doodoo chute with enough force to engulf the whole ” flying turtle… nothing worse than a fractured half turtle.
this move was invented,perfected and practiced repeatedly by adam carolla on his male staff members over at ace broadcasting studios.
adam-” hey bald bryan, forget that fancy new tumor medicine you’ve been taking…. i got something better.”
bryan-” what’s that boss?”
adam-” looks like you dropped your pencil”
bryan-” oh thank……… uuuuuurrrrgghh ahhhhhhhh noooo! not operation flying turtle again!!”
when a girl gets so drunk she sleep with so many guys in one night you wake up the next day with a vd jordan got so drunk she woke opie’d!
- ops pet
someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are “free to strategize.” i am so happy we got an intern. brian from marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.
over promise under deliver a person that promises much but delivers little or nothing. common among blowhard, player and douce bag types dude: “hey, you going with kev to the big game?” chick: “naw, he is such an opud; if he says he is gonna get “killa seats” we will end up in the parking […]
another way of saying “ok”…..used to make fun of people al-“everyone please trn on your computers” cl-ss- o-quay!!!
a s-xy young brummie girl who is seeing mig, often seen looking pretty whilst rbowsing shoe shops.