Operation Martian Freedom
d-ck cheney’s next attempt at extending defense contracting; tricking us into thinking mars has alien terrorists, then using sp-ce weapons to colonize the red planet for enriched uranium or oil.
“hey bro, they found et’s with weapons of m-ss destruction on the dark side of mars!”
“b-tch please, operation martian freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining.”
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