Operation: Unicorn-Sex
unicorn-s-x : the practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.
“okay, we`ve found monkeys sh-gging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn s-x!”
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1. the practice of searching the world for mythological creatures (not just unicorns) and having s-x with them.
1. “man… i’m bored”
“operation unicorn-s-x!”
“rad idea homie! let’s go hunting for the minator!”
“true dat… we gon’ screw that myth!”
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