Optimus Queef


the biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you’ve ever heard. you may then proceed to call that person optimus queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
d-mn sarah, that was the f-ckin optimus queef. you might wana change your pants or somethin… d-mn

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