an ophj, or over the pants hand job, is a s-xual term that describes the action of a woman rubbing the p-n-s of a man without actually touching the p-n-s, but instead rubbing the pants over the area that the erect p-n-s is located.
in “wedding crashers”, vince vaughn gets an ophj at the dinner table.

i kicked that prude b-tch out and called her the mayor of ophj city

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