popular british television star from the 80’s. after a brief stint on the american television series “who’s the boss?”, was blacklisted from hollywood for reportedly hitting tony danza. afterwards, traveled across europe and asia, founding his new religion, bokonism, after reading kurt vonnegut novels. now retired, lives in a quiet residence in maryland.
kelly: “hey, i thought i saw ophy mayor down on the mall in dc?”
jessica: “yeah, i heard he visits the museums with his family.”
crazy bag lady: “you giiiirls want a caaaaaat?!”
-both jessica and kelly flee-
the state of being completely out of focus with the world of whales. “what type of whale is that?” “f-ck knows, i’m an opint”
a girl who drools over the men of the armed forces, to the point that she will “serve her troops”…if you know what i mean. the swinconis went to the marine base and the troops were satisfied.
- swing meat
an 8-13 inch c-ck that usually has very aggressive veins and an exploding range of 10-12 feet…usually when pulled from the drawers the p-n-s likes to swing around before adjusting hince the name “swing” d-mn his swing meat sure made me hungry ya did you see his swing meat on that girls face
- opossum kicking
looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them. david beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but he’s not opossum kicking material.
- opposite 3-year-old syndrome
when your parents are trying to figure out something like facebook and are asking why this or why that. mom/dad: why can’t i see my funsp-ce???? you:because you hafta look in your apps them: well it’s not on the side there so do i not have it anymore????? you: no you hafta look in your […]