1. to stick something up your -ss if you’re a straight man.
2. to have your hottie stick something up your -ss if you’re a straight man.
1. the object that is stuck in your -ss.
1. d-mn, when i was opkokin the phone rang and i had to awkwardly waddle to answer in time.
2. last night i was almost ready to c-m, but then she opkoked me and i skeeted everywhere!
1. a nice straight hot dog can be an opkok.
when one male inserts his p-n-s into the r-ct-m of another male. this word is synonymous with the phrase “b-tt plundering.”
man, i can hardly get any sleep on friday nights when leeroy is opkokking his male friend in the apartment adjacent to mine.
- optical rectosis
the condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a sh-tty outlook. recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.
- optional fact
maintained as factual yet bereft of truth truthiness synonym wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrmhzfdmy
a pathetic attempt by michael to spell the word origami(ous) or maybe oregon(ous) — who knows. im baffled. -ssow… you take link, wad up and shove up your oraganimous -ss.
the irrational fear that one’s laptop computer may explode. q: why hasn’t rebecca done her work? a: ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia.
verb: to get head in a bathroom stall from a sl-t i got the original oratory at the dance in september a small school in summit nj with very bad sports oratory sucks at lacrosse. a small school in summit, all the teams suck, besides science league oratory just won a lacrosse game, the world […]