Oppertunity Whore
someone who jumps at or scr-pes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.
someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. they will always be there.
sam: hey, is sarah going to matt’s party tonight?
tom: yeah, she goes to everything. she’s such an oppertunity wh-r-!
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