optadopt


when one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably -ssenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.
“hey, steve! how’s the new son doing?”
“eh, not so great, carl. he stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife’s hair.”
“so what are you guys going to do?”
“well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little f-cker.”
“good form.”

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