Optimus Crime


n. a person who is a total genius; the coolest cat around town; a s-xy man. the only poster that matters at game-revolution.com
-hey, how did you do on the test?
-i aced it.
-wow, you’re an optimus crime.

-hey optimus crime, why are you so cool?
-i don’t know, i just am.

-hey, you optimus crime. do you want to get some lovin’ tonight?
-sure.

-hey optimus crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, no time b-tch.
-oh my god! you totally pwned me!!11

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