Optimus Grime


the grossest level possible. an insult used on only the grimeyst of the grimey. similar to janky except to a far worse degree. intended to insult the biggest sl-t in your area.
john: “dude, i heard margaret willingly hooked up with six dudes at once in a cemetary!”

david: “probably – they don’t call her optimus grime for no reason.”

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