opting out
to kill yourself
(i.e. to opt out of life)
guy 1: have you seen jay around?
guy 2: oh sh-t man, he opted out.
guy 1: all my friends seem to be opting out lately
guy2: f-ck it, let’s drink
can apply to absolutely anything!
after you’ve said ‘im opting out’, there really isnt anything the other person who you opted out from can do!
note: after one person has opted out of something, the other person cannot say, “im opting out of you opting out” etc.. thats it, opting out is final>
police officer: “erm, lads, im gonna have to put you under
arrest for that”
you: “im sorry boys, im opting out”
police officer: “……arg..oo..ou..erm, fair enough lads, well said, i cant really do much now can i, ill cya later”
you: “alright mate, just go for cruise in yah car or something”
police officer: “will do”
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